Tim Sheard
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Everybody is aware of John Mellencamp’s befuddling “suckin’ on chili dogs” line, so we sat down with the aging rocker…
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John Danek
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SMITHFIELD, Ind. — A chart-blazing country pop song extolling the qualities of a small town spends most of its length…
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ABINGTON, Mass. — Local man Mike Horrigan declared he was living an Orwellian nightmare after dropping all his expensive Apple…
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Steve Packosky
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Oh no, it happened again! Looks like your neighborhood crust punk got scared and scratched your kid after she got…
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Steve Packosky
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BOSTON — Lifelong fan of MTV News commercial segments Randy Colefell found himself going to see thrash metal legends Megadeth…
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Ben Friedman
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BROOKLYN — Local man Dan Flemming was forced to explain to friends why, despite a repeatedly publicized hiatus from Instagram,…
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Steve Packosky
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Welp, your sole pair of Wranglers that you wear to work, shows, dates, restaurants, and even funerals now has a…
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Steve Packosky
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FRESNO, Calif. — You expressed confusion over the band Manowar’s inability to get your girlfriend in the mood for sexual…
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Justin Cummings
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NEWARK, Ohio — Local man John Regan went on a 20-minute tirade about gasoline prices while live streaming from his…
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Ben Friedman
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If there's one golden rule that I follow, it's not letting on to anyone I work with that I'm in…
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