John Danek
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HUNTINGDON, Pa. — Local homeless man Scotty Yarborough is actively preparing for the end of spring semester at Juniata College…
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Kyle Donley
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I recently purchased a bottle of Johnson & Johnson’s Baby Shampoo with the expectation that my prolonged bouts of showertime…
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Audrey Vieira
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ATLANTA — New data from DraftKings indicates mathcore band The Callous Daoboys are an unlikely favorite to make it to…
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Ben Friedman
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RICHFIELD, Minn. — Foot traffic at a local Walmart store has dropped off significantly after one of its greeters, unapologetic…
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Steve Packosky
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We all know representation matters. Whether it’s in the workplace or in our favorite movies and television shows, it’s important…
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Steve Packosky
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Nu-metal band Deranged found themselves the pariah of their local scene for failing to misspell their band…
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Matt Husser
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As the secret proceedings of the Papal Conclave draw to a close, millions of people around the world are waiting…
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Steve Packosky
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Sociologists at the University of Michigan have discovered a shocking correlation between Binaca use and an…
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Zack Zagranis
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It was P.T. Barnum’s angsty cousin who once said, “There’s a poser born every minute,” and the older I get,…
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Jeff Bender
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MILWAUKEE — Legendary folk-punk group Violent Femmes announced Thursday that the band has finally bought a bass drum after 44…
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