Tim Sheard
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HULL, U.K. — Extreme metal provocateurs Infant Annihilator are changing their name in an effort to minimize any association with…
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Listen up, weary renters! Are you bummed over the fact that you’ll never know the joy that comes with owning…
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Doug Kolic
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MESA, Ariz. — A local man, described by everyone who knows him as an unambitious, directionless complete loser, is reportedly…
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Chris Bowen
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CORTLAND, N.Y. — Local man Thomas Harper mistakenly ordered a large number of CDs by nu-metal band Powerman 5000 in…
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Steve Packosky
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Nu-metal really was a fantastically underrated genre, and society has suffered from it not being in the mainstream for the…
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Mimi Kenny
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LOS ANGELES — Taylor Swift, the popular recording artist with a key supporting role in “The Lorax” (2012), was reportedly…
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WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Polyamorous woman Leanne Farina is experiencing the struggle of finding a different group chat in which…
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Tyler Roland
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Meet 56-year-old Don Harlow of Milford, Connecticut. In the wake of his divorce, Harlow has found solace in dating 20-year-old…
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Noah Dominguez
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AUSTIN, Texas — Aging Black Flag founder and lead guitarist Greg Ginn mainly hired a bunch of Zoomers to be…
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Steve Packosky
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WATERVILLE, Maine — Lead guitarist Lloyd Weil of band Visceral Stench surprised his bandmates by adding an unbelievably intricate solo…
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