Ellie Fitzpatrick
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When I put on my outfit this morning, I really thought I looked fantastic. Black skinny jeans, Chelsea boots, button-down…
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Mike Moran
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SEDONA, Ariz. — Local man Shelly Peabody informed his friends in The Tent Pole Pedestal that not only would he…
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Corey Montgomery
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Winter is right around the corner and like many of you, I've been frolicking in crunchy leaves, wearing all of…
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Stephen Bell
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WACO, Texas. — Kid Rock was announced as the winner of a local talent show that catered to creeps after…
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James Knapp
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BALTIMORE — Volunteers with the organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Acoustics (PETA (But Not Assholes)) recently rescued a…
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Alec Walker
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I met with my therapist today. He said I should start to see the benefits of my journaling soon, but…
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Tim Graham
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DUBLIN — Pogues frontman Shane MacGowan passed away after a lengthy illness at age 65, or 112 when converted to…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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An automobile isn’t fit for the road unless it has a CD player or Discman with a cassette tape adapter–which…
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Kelley Greene
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CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of…
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Cody Arbor
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You know what really pisses me off? These Johnny-Come-Latelys who show up in this fandom that me and my friends…
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