Chris Bratton
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PHOENIX — A group of local construction workers told legendary rock star Alice Cooper that he’d look prettier with less…
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Scott Waldman
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What you’re about to read is seemingly sponsored by nepo babies, but David Geffen wouldn’t have it any other way.…
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Ryan Dondero
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Jack White issued a strongly worded cease and desist letter on a one-of-a-kind 7” forbidding the Republican…
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Bobby Korec
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Let’s face it, liking a legendary group's most popular song can make you come across as an unseasoned veteran of…
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Doug Kolic
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SIERRA VISTA, Ariz. — The National Association of Bird Lovers (NABL) finally ended years of speculation and admitted that their…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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ATHENS, Ga. — Beloved local bar and music venue Whiskey Dick McGraw’s is facing backlash from confused and disappointed punks…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Alleged pedophile and formerly popular rapper Drake hopes a friend can get him hired at Trader Joe’s…
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Dan Rice
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There’s never been a more dangerous time to be a young American. School shootings have been steadily on the rise…
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Jeff Bender
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ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Troy Floor, lead singer of the band Surfside, was apparently really showing off that he knew…
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Colleen Nerney
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Making new friends as an adult can be challenging. But fear not, good reader—here are our tried-and-true tips for how…
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