Mac McCarthy
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SAN DIEGO — Local show attendee Sean Jessey had no choice but to purchase unwanted concert merch to avoid admitting…
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Matt McInerney
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NEW YORK — Scientists at the Fashion Institute of Technology confirmed there is no way to take off a pullover…
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Matt McInerney
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — A hot new startup company just launched a revolutionary weather app for aging punks that lets…
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Matt McInerney
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CHICAGO – Lonely woman Autumn Jones-Blackburn was reportedly trying to simulate human contact as she pulled her old hoodie out…
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David Britton
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The success of every truly legendary band has always hinged on their one big break. The Beatles playing on Ed…
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Nick Conway
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SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local slob Brian Helmes decreed today that the T-shirt he’s worn under his hoodie for the past…
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Louie Aronowitz
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GREEN BAY, Wisc. — BurntBridge singer and lyricist Zach Maron confirmed today that his song “Katie, in the Green Hoodie”…
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SAN FRANCISCO — After several minutes of quiet deliberation, local single man Vann Beckers, 29, has settled on wearing a…
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Steven Kowalski
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local hardcore kid Pete Sheehan was overcome with emotions at a show yesterday after running into his…
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CHICAGO — Recently single Alex Parker was stunned to awake this morning in an ice-filled bathtub with his favorite hoodie…
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