Ian Kitchen
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SHADOW MOSES ISLAND, Alaska — Classified emails intercepted by hackers today reveal Solid Snake to be completely and utterly lost…
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SAN FRANCISCO -- A chilling case of voter suppression was reported today, as Jello Biafra ran out of room for the lengthy…
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Mike Civins
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NEW YORK - Pending the outcome of Tuesday’s election, Staten Island resident and local hothead Kevin Esposito vowed to move…
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LONDON - Julian Assange, the Wikileaks founder and internet outlaw who has been confined to the Ecuadorian embassy in London…
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Jeremy Hammond
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NEW YORK -- U.S. Presidential candidates and “beloved anti-heroes” Donald J. Trump and Hillary Clinton will be brought back for…
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WASHINGTON -- With Hillary Clinton’s steady rise in the 2016 Presidential election polls, former President Bill Clinton is optimistic he…
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PHILADELPHIA - After a tough primary battle against Hillary Clinton, Senator Bernie Sanders has notified the DNC that he is running…
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Colyn Emery
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PHILADELPHIA, PA - The Democratic National Convention has been headlined by greats like Al Gore, Michael Dukakis, and Jimmy Carter.…
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Jason Crews
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WASHINGTON - After Hillary Clinton’s narrow victory in the Iowa caucuses last night, Congress has announced they are prepared to reduce…
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