John Danek
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MADISON, Wis. — Noticing the copious golden earwax covering your Eargasm concert earplugs, a depraved concertgoer at the Riff Palace…
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Tyler Roland
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Yo, guys. I cannot believe what I just heard. Something that completely redefined my idea of what music is and…
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Tim Graham
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Ever go to a hardcore show and see those weaklings standing on the edges of the pit, just begging to…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Local fitness enthusiast Gene Davidson is reportedly entering the third hour of an absurdly low-speed chase trying…
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Matt McInerney
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local woman Carmen Sullivan was found dead this morning after the wire of her earbuds became caught…
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John Danek
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LONDON — Bedroom post-punk musician Rob Davidson begged listeners to use headphones while listening to his latest EP, apparently unaware…
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Dom Turek
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Sex is one of life’s most satisfying natural pleasures and the ultimate expression of physical intimacy. It is a cornerstone…
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Erin McLaughlin
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local man Gabriel Danforth is plagued with uncertainty about whether his 13-month-old Skullcandy headphones are broken after…
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Hunter R. Thompson
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CAYCE, S.C. — After over six hours of tense surgery, an emergency procedure has finally separated local gamer Andrae Webb’s…
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Grant Mulitz
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Whether you’re a Twitch star or a casual solo player, an absolute essential for any gamer is a reliable pair…
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