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The Hard Times Staff • September 26, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Remember, Aries: Mars rules your sign; it does not rule you. Cancel your preorder…

The Hard Times Staff • September 26, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Remember, Aries: Mars rules your sign; it does not rule you. Cancel your preorder…

The Hard Times Staff • September 19, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) This is the best week of the year to listen to your creative urges,…

The Hard Times Staff • September 5, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Aries, you can expect a much-needed break this week, when a months-long argument over…

The Hard Times Staff • August 22, 2018

Aries (March 21-April 19) Don’t let judgement hold you back this week, Aries. Just because you’re 35 doesn’t mean you…

The Hard Times Staff • August 15, 2018

Aries (March 21-April 19) Your leadership skills will be of use this week, Aries. Tell your frontman that you guys…

The Hard Times Staff • August 8, 2018

Aries (March 21-April 19) Due to newly implemented postal regulations, we cannot deliver your horoscope this week, Aries. Check for…

The Hard Times Staff • August 1, 2018

Aries (March 21-April 19) Be careful with that dynamic, childlike energy of yours this week, Aries. As charming as that…

The Hard Times Staff • July 3, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Keep your cool this week, Aries. Temper tantrums are like rocks in rochambeau —…

The Hard Times Staff • June 27, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Not a great week for confrontation, Aries. Yes, you’ll definitely regret dropping $150 on…