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TAMPA, Fla. – Ellen Hayes, wife of Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Ralph Hayes, marked herself “safe” on Facebook last week…
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WESTLAKE VILLAGE, Calif. – Guitar Center announced a new policy this morning mandating five-day waiting periods for anyone wishing to…
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Nate Waggoner
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VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Journalist and musician Nardwuar is nervously awaiting the nominations for the upcoming Servie Awards, friends close…
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Anya Volz
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BROOKLYN, N.Y — Polyamorous partners Holly Byrne and Amanda Bartlow pledged their never-ending commitment to one another, and to giving…
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Jonathan Diener
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — Mind Melter drummer Ryan Braddox was politely asked last night to take a photo of the rest…
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Dan Rice
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — 26-year-old Marcus Quinn, giving the appearance of a normal Millennial man on the surface, is completely…
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Jonathan Diener
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LOS ANGELES — Surgeons at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center completed an experimental procedure this morning, adding extra ribs to Morrissey’s…
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Kyle Erf
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HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Members of the Colombo family have successfully hidden their marijuana use from each other for years despite…
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Krissy Howard
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ATLANTA — Georgia man Scott Stevens claimed today that the festival he’s attending has somehow prevented him from showering since…
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Eli Braden
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LOS ANGELES — Hardcore legend Henry Rollins wore a black pair of shorts to the funeral service of a family…
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