ITHACA, N.Y. — Local mother Tracy Campbell admitted earlier today to her growing concerns about her tattoo-less daughter’s ability to be a barista in today’s…
CHICAGO — Building on the success of last year’s Misfits reunion, Riot Fest 2017 will be headlined by another legendary punk act: the original lineup…
LANSING, Mich. — The frontman of Christian metalcore band Kiss Me Judas predicted last night that one of his bandmates would soon betray him, confirmed…
SHAMROCK, Texas — The lack of fair use photos of mutilated babies has left local grindcore band Rectal Distress frustrated and scrambling to find the…
TACOMA, Wash. — Local ambient musician Kim Pruden can’t decide if she should play the next note of Erica Shaffer’s minimalist composition “withdrawal and/or (re)mind(er),”…
DENVER — Straight edge artist Don Springer has completely exhausted ideas for his newfound glassblowing skills after finishing a single clumsy-looking glass letter ‘X,’ sources in the…
WASHINGTON — Doctors issued a stern warning to former Chief White House Strategist Steve Bannon yesterday, according to leaked medical reports, giving him mere weeks…
RENO, Nev. — Drummer Zosia Tillman happily announced to friends and family via Facebook last week that, in addition to her three existing bands, she…
OAKLAND, Calif. — Venerable punk outfit Rancid inadvertently replicated their seminal 1993 release Let’s Go while recording their upcoming ninth album, according to sources who heard…
WASHINGTON — President Trump announced earlier today his plan to circumvent traditional media outlets with a series of dumpster fireside chats beginning this Spring, hoping…
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Former all-star mosh pitter Craig Jones gesticulated wildly from the pit sidelines during Friday night’s show at the Empire, according to witnesses,…
SAN FRANCISCO — Former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra finally emerged from his home last Tuesday, carrying a 4,000 page statement reacting to the 45th…
RAQQA, Syria — Members of the popular “Defend Pop Punk Army” Facebook group allegedly got more than they bargained for on a recent mission to…
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Members of death metal band Bastard Death Satan Machine believe their drummer has been intentionally sabotaging their band’s relationship to fuel passionate…
DENVER — Tonya and Jim Belding caught their teenage son inhaling vaporized smoke from “some bewildering contraption” last week, according to sources close to the…