Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON – After being relieved of his authoritarian duties in Minneapolis, former Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino has been considering…
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James Knapp
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Continuous go-getter Henry Rollins recently employed the services of a TaskRabbit professional to ask him questions about…
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Mutants. They are the next link in the chain of human evolution, individuals with extraordinary gifts who elicit both reverence…
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Listen up, you self-employed sociopaths! Is post-nasal drip getting you down? Do you lose feeling in your feet every single…
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Nathan Kamal
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Money doesn’t grow on trees and we’re all about that, uhh, hustle. Yep. All about it. All the time. Us,…
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Nick Ortolani
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Candace Lepetomayne, drummer for industrial band Manufuckturing Sextor, has become increasingly worried that her job will…
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Dan Rice
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When my Uber driver arrived at my home without the drink that I ordered to go with my meal, the…
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Jay Chanoine
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WASHINGTON — President Biden signed a sweeping new bill into law earlier today which will finally address the issue of…
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Rob Steinberg
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local house sitter and frequent self gratifier David Baker is currently debating how long into his job…
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Krissy Howard
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AMES, Iowa — Somewhat recently vaccinated woman Teresa Faison entered her third week of using the potential side effects of…
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