Alex Aho
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I have to admit it; I’m getting old. But I like to think that I’m still in touch with the…
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Charles Bill
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SILVER SPRING, Md. – Local Boomer Glen Thais created a disturbance at the insurance firm where he is employed after…
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Robert John Scucci
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NUTLEY, N.J. — Local retired baby boomer Grant Walters confirmed that the “something to cry about” threat he used to…
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Matt Bieker
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DES MOINES, Iowa — All 65 million members of Generation X around the country celebrated after finally realizing their goal…
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Constantine Platanias
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There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their…
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Andy Holt
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Responding to criticism over his planned $1,400 stimulus check, President-elect Joe Biden clarified that a full $2,000…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — One day after setting up her new Xbox Series X, local homeowner Maya Cruz received a letter…
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Andy Holt
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Citing production issues due to the coronavirus pandemic, Cisco Systems has delayed the long-awaited sequel to…
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Mike Civins
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QUEENS, N.Y. — Aging metalhead Greg "Nailgun" Dellarose has replaced the patches on his battle vest with his important, personal…
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