Doug Kolic
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SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Local 48-year-old Matt Hull lamented the fact that he was never able to match the joy he…
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Tim Graham
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DANBURY, Conn. — 48-year-old Bruce Wallach wishes contemporary rappers would introduce themselves as they did in ‘80s hip hop, sources…
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Bobby Korec
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Gen Xers will always remember where they were on 9/11, the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the day they…
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Kyle Donley
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FARMINGDALE, N.Y. — Uber driver Jehu Maboul had absolutely no clue what his passenger Darren Blaylock was going on about…
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Dan Bookbinder
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local 49-year-old Corey Nulf was a self-proclaimed feminist until anyone around mentions musician Courtney Love, confirmed sources…
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Colleen Nerney
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SEATTLE — Local 52-year-old man and longtime vegan James McMorgan is reportedly furious that the currently available meat alternatives kind…
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Kyle Duggan
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A group of local punks in their 30s and 40s spent much of their time discussing and…
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Joe Rumrill
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HAMDEN, Conn. — A local 49-year-old man wearing a Nirvana t-shirt was trounced after ruthless interrogation when he failed to…
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Robert John Scucci
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NUTLEY, N.J. — Local retired baby boomer Grant Walters confirmed that the “something to cry about” threat he used to…
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Matt Bieker
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DES MOINES, Iowa — All 65 million members of Generation X around the country celebrated after finally realizing their goal…
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