Gen X Tag Archives

Tim Graham • November 20, 2024

DANBURY, Conn. — 48-year-old Bruce Wallach wishes contemporary rappers would introduce themselves as they did in ‘80s hip hop, sources…

Bobby Korec • November 15, 2024

Gen Xers will always remember where they were on 9/11, the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the day they…

Kyle Donley • September 18, 2024

FARMINGDALE, N.Y. — Uber driver Jehu Maboul had absolutely no clue what his passenger Darren Blaylock was going on about…

Dan Bookbinder • March 5, 2024

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local 49-year-old Corey Nulf was a self-proclaimed feminist until anyone around mentions musician Courtney Love, confirmed sources…

Colleen Nerney • December 4, 2023

SEATTLE — Local 52-year-old man and longtime vegan James McMorgan is reportedly furious that the currently available meat alternatives kind…

Kyle Duggan • October 22, 2023

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A group of local punks in their 30s and 40s spent much of their time discussing and…

Joe Rumrill • October 11, 2023

HAMDEN, Conn. — A local 49-year-old man wearing a Nirvana t-shirt was trounced after ruthless interrogation when he failed to…

Robert John Scucci • September 27, 2023

NUTLEY, N.J. — Local retired baby boomer Grant Walters confirmed that the “something to cry about” threat he used to…

Matt Bieker • August 12, 2023

DES MOINES, Iowa — All 65 million members of Generation X around the country celebrated after finally realizing their goal…

Ted Pillow • January 12, 2022

Punk concerts are about chaos and anarchy. But, that rebellious spirit doesn’t change the fact that there’s only one reasonable…