Patrick Crooks
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September 27, 2021
NEW YORK — Attendees of a dinner party hosted by Jon and James Adler were ignorant that the couple had…
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Patrick Crooks
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September 24, 2021
SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Clay Horton briefly paused fellating a complete stranger at a glory hole in an area…
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Josh Klasco
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September 24, 2021
So I guess we're not knocking anymore? Alright, so you caught me whacking it. You can stop freaking out. Let’s…
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Nathan Kamal
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September 7, 2021
CHICAGO — Perpetually lonely heterosexual man Cliff Parker is living under the mistaken assumption that he would be getting a…
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Alice Lahoda
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August 20, 2021
It’s finally happening! This woman didn’t immediately recoil when my girlfriend and I approached her at the bar because we…
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Josh Klasco
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July 14, 2021
If there's one thing I hate, it's people that lie about a sexual orientation that I don't even really believe…
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Tiana Miller
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June 11, 2021
NEW HOPE, Pa. — Local straight man Scott Stevenson was spotted acting weirdly jealous around lesbian woman and acquaintance at…
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Stephen Bell
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September 16, 2020
TRENTON, N.J. — Mafioso and “ordinary dry cleaners operator” Eugenio “Two-Bean Gene” Bianchi underwent an unexpected and surprising sexual awakening…
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James Knapp
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September 16, 2020
LOS ANGELES — Writers for the police procedural/workplace sitcom “You Have the Write to Remain Sassy” are debating how flamboyantly…
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Mark Bouchard
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July 21, 2020
Spongebob Squarepants.The bubble-blowing, fun-loving, flamboyant sea sponge has been entertaining young children and stoned adults for over 20 years. But…
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