James Knapp
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JIM THORPE, Penn. — Craigslist user Hampton Bellamy sold a badly damaged and completely non-functional Kustom amplifier yesterday after listing…
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Krissy Howard
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BERNALILLO, N.M. — The abandoned crusts on a medium, two-topping pizza purchased and eaten yesterday evening were seen in an…
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John Danek
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Lowe’s manager Darrell Winchester removed Slipknot percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan from the store again last…
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Patrick Coyne
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SPANISH FORT, Ala. — Millennial Thomas Cervantes proudly stated today that he’s old enough to remember when MTV still played…
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Lawrence Scotti
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It’s that time of the day. You must distract yourself from the momentary mundaneness of a simple chore. That garbage…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEWARK, N.J. — Local punk and expert responsibility-avoider Dean Freeman asked his neighbor this morning to throw out all his…
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Brendan Krick
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EUGENE, Ore. — Perpetually inconsiderate roommate Michael Chabot was thrilled yesterday to discover a giant pile of garbage in his…
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Krissy Howard
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JACKSON, Miss. — A Department of Sanitation report released early this morning stated that giant piles of garbage in passenger…
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