Ben Friedman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Dan Stanford was accused of derailing date night at an upscale restaurant after he spent most…
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James Webster
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NEW YORK — Local punks using the bathroom of a supposed dive bar felt betrayed when they realized they could…
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Nathan Kamal
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CITY OF INDUSTRY, Calif. — Mall chain store Hot Topic announced that it has grown out of its punk phase…
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James Webster
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SAN DIEGO — The “So-Cal Shimmy,” a brand new novelty party song, is enjoying a quick rise in popularity at…
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Nathan Kamal
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LAS CRUCES, N.M — Several local teens mocking adult man Terry Rothstein at the Mesilla Valley Mall have inadvertently caused…
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Matt McInerney
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SALEM, Ore. — Droves of musicians unable to finish career-defining albums due to the distractions of modern life have begun…
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Rob Steinberg
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DRAG KINGDOM — The tyrannical Drag Queen known as Cleo Fabtra was overthrown in an absolutely fabulous revolution by drag…
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Cory Cousins
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WASHINGTON — White House kitchen staff are reportedly elated by the prospect of cooking “real food” for President-elect Joe Biden…
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Ben Friedman
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MUNICH — Luxury car manufacturer BMW will finally implement turn signals in all of their vehicles by 2022, according to…
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Patrick Coyne
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LONDON — The British-born glam rock guitarist who goes by the name “Scazz Slaughter” has almost definitely got “some dumbass…
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