Tom Peters
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WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. — Medallion Social Club regular Andrew Vanscoy grew irate late Friday evening with jovial bar patrons he somehow…
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Zac Townsend
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Gravel took home the honors last night for the most damaging and uncomfortable surface to drunkenly…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NEW YORK — Bartender Chad Gallo reached out to ex-girlfriend Ashley Thomas last Monday with a text reading “U up?”…
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I am fall-down drunk right now. For real. I have literally fallen down and I am presently lying on the…
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Louie Aronowitz
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NEW YORK — Local man Adam Lefler is increasingly nervous to check his 194 notifications on Facebook this morning after…
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Corey Almond
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CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced today that the next DLC character in the Mortal Kombat franchise will be Drunk Father.…
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Jonathan Eriksson
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…
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Patrick Coyne
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MERRICK, N.Y. — Seminal emo/indie rockers Brand New are hard at work writing the soundtrack of your drunken, late-night phone…
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Krissy Howard
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IOWA CITY, Iowa -- A punk house venue played host to an unwelcome and unnecessary question-and-answer session for local woman Johanna Hunwick…
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Steve Yuen
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WALNUT CREEK, Calif. -- Local white guy Randy Murphy brought unexpected tension and horror to O’Malley’s Bar & Grill late…
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