Sari Beliak
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CHICAGO — Your friend from out of town is gearing up for a real whirlwind of activities this weekend, and…
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Patrick Crooks
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BAYONNE, N.J. — Rooney’s Tavern resident sad guy John Russo is reportedly nothing more than a lonely, pathetic alcoholic, despite…
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Patrick Crooks
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PITTSBURGH — Local man Kevin Cole and his friends failed again moments ago attempting to sneak a keg into a…
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Patrick Coyne
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Local man and “Mr. Fucking Big Shot” Dan Paulson was allegedly acting last night “like his…
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Kevin Tit
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Friends are arguably just as, if not more, important than family. A bond thicker than blood. They’re there for us…
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Steve Yuen
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Some people are able to drink in moderation. I’ve been told, on many occasions, that I am certainly not one…
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — 26-year-old data scientist Ricky LeBlanc reportedly impressed party guests last night by opening their beers with…
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Jordan Breeding
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FAIRBANKS, Alaska — Obvious alcoholic and general mess of a human being Jerrold Long announced today that he will spend…
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Dan Kozuh
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So here I am at yet another gathering of my closest friends and family. It seems like we gather almost…
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Dan Kozuh
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A study out of Park High School in central Indiana shows that 9 out of 10 teens splitting a case…
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