Patrick Crooks
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WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Local man Brian Davis was shocked and surprised yet again last night that Backslide, the bar…
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Andrew Murphy
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BOSTON — A landmark study by a rowdy crew of sloshed scientists at the Harvard School of Drunk Studies have…
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John Danek
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BOSTON — Local straight edger Alana Enders’ depression ostensibly reached a new low when she told the bartender at White…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Greg Kaiters enjoyed reading a nice chapter from a book at the Bridgetown Rose Saloon…
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Alex Salcido
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Hitting the bottle a little too hard? It seems everyone is getting on the wagon these days and the general…
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Dom Turek
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BALTIMORE — A new study conducted by researchers at Johns Hopkins University confirmed that the mysterious glow many women experience…
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Patrick Crooks
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Well, this is just a fucking mess. Last night I went on what my ex refers to as one of…
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Sari Beliak
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CHICAGO — Your friend from out of town is gearing up for a real whirlwind of activities this weekend, and…
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Patrick Crooks
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BAYONNE, N.J. — Rooney’s Tavern resident sad guy John Russo is reportedly nothing more than a lonely, pathetic alcoholic, despite…
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Patrick Crooks
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PITTSBURGH — Local man Kevin Cole and his friends failed again moments ago attempting to sneak a keg into a…
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