Joe Rumrill
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Local anxiety-sufferer Eno Patrice upped his attempt at his daily mental health walk to a mental health…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dismissed a potential smallpox outbreak today by telling HHS staffers not to…
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Jay Leon Feder
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LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Superior Court ruled on Monday that all interactions with strangers’ dogs will require at…
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Rachel Hein
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Local emotional support dog Gus is reportedly “at his limit” and has sought his own emotional…
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Kyle Donley
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APPLETON, Wis. — Local woman Allyson Boyle was completely turned off after discovering that her date Doug Innis referred to…
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Ben Friedman
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LIVINGSTON, Tenn. — Local police officer Brad Jenkins vocally expressed concern that illegal immigrants were in town eating all of…
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Dan Kozuh
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You know, folks, there’s a question that keeps me up at night, and I think it’s time we all start…
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Joe Rumrill
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CANTON, Conn. — A local canine owner was stunned to see that his neighborhood’s dog park was completely overrun by…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — The ASPCA announced that adoptions have increased over 600% after switching their long-standing advertising music from Sarah…
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Chris Bratton
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CHICAGO — A local doggy daycare center went berserk after the Smashing Pumpkins lyric “wanna go for a ride” from…
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