Diet Tag Archives - HARDTIMES

Steve Packosky • January 10, 2026

LOS ANGELES — A guy overheard talking outside of a local coffee shop refused to shut the fuck up about…

Robert John Scucci • August 10, 2024

I think fad diets are as stupid as the next guy, but not all fad diets are created equal. I’ve…

Ben Friedman • April 15, 2024

INDIANAPOLIS — Local man Dave McGrath is clinging to hope that contracting salmonella is part of the process of the…

Colleen Nerney • December 4, 2023

SEATTLE — Local 52-year-old man and longtime vegan James McMorgan is reportedly furious that the currently available meat alternatives kind…

Matt Kennedy • May 13, 2023

Have you ever sunk your teeth into an Impossible Burger and thought to yourself, “Wow this is good, but I’d…

Matt McInerney • March 10, 2023

SAN DIEGO — Members of the vegan hardcore band Right Side were reportedly forced to settle for a pescatarian bass…

Colleen Nerney • February 28, 2023

PLATTSBURGH, N.Y. – Local graduate student Andi Engler recently explained her dietary restrictions to her parents for a record-breaking 15…

Matt McInerney • August 6, 2022

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local woman Hannah Bowell reportedly found an online food sensitivity test that confirmed all her self-diagnosed…

Corey Montgomery • July 8, 2022

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Blitz Greg Bop, a rescue dog belonging to local punk Jimmy McCallister, significantly upgraded his dietary lifestyle…

Dan Rice • May 2, 2022

If you grew up in the early ‘90s, you grew up ingesting a lot of toxic media, and sure, we…