I Lived Fast, but Didn’t Die Young. Now What?!
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I had a plan! My star was going to shine so brightly that it burned out before my time! I…
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Real Life Benjamin Button? This 18-Year-old Punk Is Probably Gonna Be Dead Soon
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Do you remember that god-awful movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?” It starred Brad Pitt as an old baby…
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Punk Historian Reveals GG Allin’s Full Name Was Gilmore Girls Allin
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LANCASTER, N.H. — A local historian of punk rock recently unearthed incontrovertible evidence that GG Allin’s full name was actually…
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Punk Gives Dog with Bandana Power of Attorney
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SEATTLE — Local punk Jonathan “Johnny Balls” Denick has given full legal power of attorney to a dog with a…
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It’s Tragic That Jimi Hendrix Didn’t Stay Alive Long Enough To Make a Shitty Synth Record in the ‘80s
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It’s always a tragedy when a monumental artist is taken from us too soon, but in my opinion, none of…
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