Design Tag Archives

Steve Packosky • March 25, 2026

OMAHA, Neb. — Hazy Cave, a microbrew you purchased at local bar Lucky’s, was the worst beer you had ever…

Ben Friedman • February 19, 2026

MARBLEHEAD, Mass. — Local lobster fisherman Jeff Murphy threatened to quit his job and leave Massachusetts entirely after repeatedly being…

Doug Kolic • April 28, 2025

MODESTO, Calif. — A local arsonist who torched a brand new Cybertruck as it sat on the lot of a…

Bobby Korec • July 14, 2023

Ever been to a museum and wonder, “Where is all the band-related stuff?” Sure, the Louvre has the Mona Lisa,…

Tim Graham • April 15, 2023

Sometimes when a band has been around for a while, they can lose their way and start to phone it…

Chris Bowen • January 4, 2023

ORLANDO, Fla. — A new long sleeve shirt design for death metal band Gorebomb is confusing fans with its overwhelming…

Amanda Russel • March 9, 2022

CHICAGO — Local venue The Brain Factory has abruptly changed the design of its entry stamp, much to the dismay…

Marie Cartier • January 23, 2022

SAN FRANCISCO — Local single woman Maya Cook is taking technology into her own hands after having become frustrated with…

Patrick Coyne • November 22, 2021

HURSTBOURNE, Ky — Local technophile Dean Espinosa made yet another fucking pencil holder after needlessly blowing $10,000 on a 3D…

Mark Roebuck • September 2, 2020

DALLAS — Griffin Ross, 35, was most of the way through a first time playthrough of a game when he…