Steve Packosky
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OMAHA, Neb. — Hazy Cave, a microbrew you purchased at local bar Lucky’s, was the worst beer you had ever…
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Ben Friedman
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MARBLEHEAD, Mass. — Local lobster fisherman Jeff Murphy threatened to quit his job and leave Massachusetts entirely after repeatedly being…
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Doug Kolic
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MODESTO, Calif. — A local arsonist who torched a brand new Cybertruck as it sat on the lot of a…
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Bobby Korec
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Ever been to a museum and wonder, “Where is all the band-related stuff?” Sure, the Louvre has the Mona Lisa,…
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Tim Graham
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Sometimes when a band has been around for a while, they can lose their way and start to phone it…
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Chris Bowen
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ORLANDO, Fla. — A new long sleeve shirt design for death metal band Gorebomb is confusing fans with its overwhelming…
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Amanda Russel
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CHICAGO — Local venue The Brain Factory has abruptly changed the design of its entry stamp, much to the dismay…
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Marie Cartier
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local single woman Maya Cook is taking technology into her own hands after having become frustrated with…
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Patrick Coyne
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HURSTBOURNE, Ky — Local technophile Dean Espinosa made yet another fucking pencil holder after needlessly blowing $10,000 on a 3D…
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Mark Roebuck
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DALLAS — Griffin Ross, 35, was most of the way through a first time playthrough of a game when he…
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