Remember the good ol’ days of the early 2000s, when we were blissfully ignorant of social media and the internet was barely out of its…
So you laughed, huh? You screwed the pooch. You got too comfortable, let your guard down for just a moment, and you looked him in…
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This is a longshot, but you were at the Steel Panther show at the Viper Room last Saturday. You had blonde hair (real or bleached?),…
After celebrating another engagement within my friend group, I realized that there was something missing in my life. So I decided it was time to…
Listen up, fellas. We all want to live that Rock N’ Roll fantasy of pickin’ up a hot piece of ass, falling madly in love…
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Dearest Katie, It pains me to have to write you this since we’ve spent so much time together over the past few months, but alas,…
Ever find yourself in desperate desire of being noticed by your crush, but despite everything you do, he still doesn’t seem to even know you…
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