Trevor Graham
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September 4, 2024
The world of “The Matrix” is a confusing apocalyptic hellscape built on technology inhabited by weirdos in cringey sunglasses who…
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Bobby Korec
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May 10, 2024
Whether you like it or not, everyone is talking about cryptocurrencies. Even in Springfield. No one knows for sure what…
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Colleen Nerney
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February 17, 2022
So your best buddy from 1st grade faded out of your life by the time you were in college. It…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 12, 2021
ALBANY, N.Y. — Local metalcore band The Demise of Saturn asked scumbag show promoter Steve “Froggy” Fordham to abandon traditional…
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John Sevigne
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June 10, 2021
DUCKBURG, Calisota — Multi-billionaire businessfowl Scrooge McDuck is questioning his decision to convert his wealth to cryptocurrency after realizing he…
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Dan Kozuh
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March 19, 2021
NORCROSS, Ga. — Local man Craig Barnett, who quit smoking in 1995, discovered a box yesterday filled with Camel cigarettes's…
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Kevin Flynn
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March 9, 2021
LONDON — Handsome young socialite Dorian Gray announced today that he’ll be distributing the digital rights to a one-of-a-kind portrait…
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M.J. Amory
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March 22, 2018
GLEN ROCK, N.J. — After cashing in the hundreds of Bitcoin he had bought in 2008, newly minted millionaire Steven…
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