Dom Turek
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JOLIET, Ill. — Squatmate of the infamous Hell House Rodney “Worm” Mason is facing doubt from his peers after they…
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Graham Saunders
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local crust punk Rusty Steinman reportedly multiplied at a rapid rate after coming into direct contact with…
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Patrick Crooks
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TERRE HAUTE, Ind. — Nearly all of the speakers at the service for deceased punk Jeremy Wiggins reported that he’d…
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Tim Graham
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DETROIT — Punk rock loving octogenarian Edith Bettencourt placed a pan of her fresh, warm crack cocaine on her kitchen…
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Ben Friedman
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I want the best for my kids, but being the workaholic that I am it’s nearly impossible to find the…
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Kathy Lynch
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SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local punk Frankie Walker was assumed to be the dominant one of his scene due to an…
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Matt Husser
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NEW CALIFORNIA, Ohio — Local man Trent Palmer desperately concealed his infected forearm from other survivors after a surprise attack…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local crust punk Zachary Kaiser was seen asking patrons on the patio of Inkwell Cafe if they…
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Ben Friedman
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Few people were as synonymous or odorous in the punk world as the Stinky Cheese Man. He and the “Fairly…
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Audrey Vieira
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PHILADELPHIA — Point Breeze crust punk Jett Cordova is reportedly delighted to riot regardless of whether or not the Eagles…
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