Jason VanSlycke
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PORTLAND, Ore. — A time capsule that a local punk buried 25 years ago was recently unearthed and discovered to…
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The Hard Times Staff
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WASHINGTON — Legendary hardcore punk band Minor Threat surprised fans by announcing a new outtakes EP from the "Out of…
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Tim Graham
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DETROIT — Punk rock loving octogenarian Edith Bettencourt placed a pan of her fresh, warm crack cocaine on her kitchen…
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Krissy Howard
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If you are looking to quit smoking crack, be it for the first or three hundredth time, congratulations! Quitting smoking…
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Nathan Kamal
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MIAMI — A small group of 19th Century time travelers is reportedly very disappointed with the lack of readily available…
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Patrick Coyne
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“The Wire” is considered the greatest show of all time, besides all those other shows that are also considered the…
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Peter Casciato
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Gamer Brian Kology was disappointed after his attempt at livening up a rooftop party by bringing his…
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Patrick Coyne
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CARBONDALE, Ill. — Tired wife Ruby McDermott was reportedly “not in the mood” for sexual activity this evening, instead asking…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Seminal crust punk band Leftöver Crack canceled their upcoming Midwestern tour today when drummer Donny Morris…
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Mark Roebuck
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Oh shit you guys, this is not good. I’m fucked. I pitched this article where I would smoke crack and write…
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