Alex Vlahov
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Dwayne Jeffers’ enjoyment of a recent show was overshadowed by his debilitating anxiety at leaving…
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Jordan Liffengren
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NEW YORK — Local man Doug Clearing has been accused of shouting his relationship problems into friend Lewis Samson’s ear…
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Ryan Dondero
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local punk, Joel Locke, reportedly mistook a waitress’s inherent kindness as an invitation to make her watch…
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Chris Bowen
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I'll admit, gambling isn't easy. And take it from me, the guy who spent every cent he had feeding a…
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Peter Woods
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There’s a lot of dumb shit happening in the scene and it needs to stop right now. For starters, every…
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Eli Johnson
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MOLINE, Ill. — Local Dream Theater fan Beth Hillebrand enjoyed unfettered access to the venue’s female washroom thanks to being…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Taylor Swift concertgoer Noah Nussbaum was torn into dozens of bloody chunks of meat by dark, shrieking shadows…
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Jessica Lillian
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LOS ANGELES – Ticketing giant Ticketmaster announced they will be tacking on a new “preemptive heatstroke treatment” fee to all…
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Rob Ryder
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VIENNA, Austria – Self-proclaimed hardcore Mozart fan Ted Zarusky is facing criticism due to the fact he only started listening…
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Chris Bowen
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Metallica is one of those super heavy bands that just hits differently when you're having a rough day and everything…
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