Dan Kozuh
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Hey, remember three weeks ago when we got into that argument about Socialism? You said that I didn’t have any,…
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Bailey Hull
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Four college students at Syracuse University have reportedly attempted to neglect their own shortcomings as roommates and…
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Dan Kozuh
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BALTIMORE — Depressed researchers at Johns Hopkins University suggest a proper night’s sleep should last between 14 and 18 hours…
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Tristen Stafford
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When is this band gonna go on already? I didn’t even wanna go to this show but I got myself…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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TULSA, Okla. — Local white student Tiffany Copeland took part in an ancient rite of passage today, effectively transforming into…
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Jack Lewis
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When I was in college young people were better. We didn’t get participation trophies and we weren’t so damn sensitive.…
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Mark Roebuck
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DARRINGTON, Wash. — Scientists from the University of Washington State made an incredible discovery during a recent excavation of an…
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Josh Fernandez
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Greg and Marjorie Lamothe have begun the painstaking preparations for their son Jake, a philosophy major, to…
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Jamie Lawlor
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MORRISTOWN, N.J. — Mid-level alternative rock band the Mandarks are planning to break up this summer after 14 years of…
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Sam Rose
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — An adjunct lecturer of American Studies at Santa Monica City College strongly hinted to his class…
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