GREENVILLE, S.C. – Reports of a terrifying clown threatening to “kill everybody” stalking the woods around Greenville, S.C. spurred authorities to announce that the clown…
TAOS, N.M. — Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson announced early Monday that he would be viewing World Wrestling Entertainment’s flagship weekly show Monday Night Raw…
WASHINGTON — With Hillary Clinton’s steady rise in the 2016 Presidential election polls, former President Bill Clinton is optimistic he and his ska band, Slightly…
PHILADELPHIA – After a tough primary battle against Hillary Clinton, Senator Bernie Sanders has notified the DNC that he is running a little late to the…
PHILADELPHIA, PA – The Democratic National Convention has been headlined by greats like Al Gore, Michael Dukakis, and Jimmy Carter. This year Hillary Clinton has…
SAN FRANCISCO – Josh Aarons, the annoying friend you met in college but are still connected to via social media, is clearly and concisely explaining…
WASHINGTON – After Hillary Clinton’s narrow victory in the Iowa caucuses last night, Congress has announced they are prepared to reduce the salary of the nation’s…
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – After spending countless hours trying to educate family members and coworkers over the past four years, local vegan Donald Besser finally…