Steve Packosky
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LA MESA, Calif. — Megadeth frontman and born again Christian Dave Mustaine revealed that he gave his life over to…
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Steve Packosky
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MOBILE, Ala. — Members of black metal band Christspearer found themselves regretting setting fire to St. Mark the Evangelist’s Catholic…
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Brett Olsen
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SALT LAKE CITY — Local born again crust punk Richard “Skuz-Dixx” Vanderbilt was recently baptized in sewage after deciding to…
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Steve Packosky
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CANTON, Mass. — Observers of the cover art of Dio’s 1983 debut masterpiece “Holy Diver” collectively agreed that the priest…
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Steve Packosky
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Pope Francis seems to be in the news fairly regularly as a new face for the often antiquated and unwelcoming…
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Chris Bowen
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local heavy metal fan Eric Tullman was saddened that the Mercyful Fate shirt he was wearing while…
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Doug Kolic
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These fucking hypocrites at this church make me sick. Each week a sermon is interrupted by another rowdy kid screaming,…
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Matt Husser
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local priest Pastor Stephen Kramer is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after hearing Christian ska band Skadom…
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Alex Vlahov
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STAUNTON, Va. — Local board members at Staunton’s Green Hills of Grace Church are vocally championing J.K. Rowling, despite enforcing…
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J. Taylor Lee
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VATICAN CITY – The Roman Catholic Church recently unveiled a new limited-edition Berry Blast flavor for the Holy Sacrament of…
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