Dave McNamara
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Sales reports from a local Home Depot confirmed the retail giant is yet to sell a single…
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Amanda Russel
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MANDAN, N.D. — A new queer punk advent calendar became immensely popular when it advertised the fact each door contains…
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Rob Ryder
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HARRISBURG, Pa. — Fans of black metal stalwarts Bloodfrost became disenchanted with the supposedly Satanic quartet when it was recently…
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Audrey Vieira
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FRISCO, Texas — Hot Topic manager Julia Hargrave reportedly urged employees to prepare for an influx of older relatives with…
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Nathan Kamal
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Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, all the world over! Though America undeniably has the best version…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — The Hallmark Channel announced that their slate of upcoming holiday movies will be their most enticing yet…
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Andrew Murphy
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Guitar manufacturer B.C. Rich was forced to issue an apology after debuting a totally normal-looking guitar that…
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Bobby Korec
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APPLETON, Wisc. — Local seasonal retail giant Ghouls Depot is reportedly already playing Christmas music over their sound system despite…
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James Knapp
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ELLENSBURG, Wash. — Members of local skiffle-punk revival band Rat Boy and The Cheese Police agreed to practice a song…
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John Danek
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SARASOTA, Fla. – 6th grader and budding musician Wyatt Backstrom announced that he was stepping away from the Squier Strat…
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