Taylor Roebuck
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Upon entering my local Starbucks this week, I heard a catchy tune playing over the speakers. The voice sounded powerful…
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Patrick Coyne
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SEATTLE — The War on Christmas took a disturbing turn this week when radicalized Starbucks employees released a shocking video…
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Jeremy Hammond
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MONTCLAIR, N.J. – Eternal bringer of joy and recent vegan convert Kris Kringle ignored countless offerings of milk and cookies…
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Daniel Louis
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Woah. They say Christmas is a time of miracles, but this is just unbelievable. My older brother Derek got…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ODENSE, Kan. -- An ugly Christmas sweater has reportedly grown up into a beautiful bathrobe, in what one lucky local…
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Jeremy Hammond
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You guys – this has been an insane day here at Hard Style! We saw one of those articles where…
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NEW YORK — A much-needed last-minute practice for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra was delayed yet again by fucking Dale Andrews, who…
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Ed Saincome
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Experts agree: If The Hard Times is proficient at one thing it’s Biblical scholarship. But, as you know, there is…
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Sari Beliak
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DETROIT -- Local goth teen Shelly Davis announced plans to ruin her family’s Christmas card for the third year in…
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The Hard Times Staff
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FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — President elect Donald Trump announced his intention to end what he perceives as the “liberal elite War…
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