Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — A harrowing new study by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency found that the encroaching threat of climate change…
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Local medical supply salesman Elliot Harrison’s recent haircut was immediately noticed this morning by coworkers with seemingly…
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KINGSTON, Mass. — A hardcore matinee show scheduled for this afternoon is reportedly indefinitely delayed until promoters can adequately stock…
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Patrick Coyne
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ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Chronically unemployed man and frequent HPV spreader Danny Feldman is completely unaware that his last three girlfriends…
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RACINE, Wisc. — Climate scientists predict that some indoor DIY music venue temperatures will plummet to a record low of…
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Steve Fiorillo
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CHESTERBROOK, Penn. — The latest album from pop-punk band Cap’n Crush is an “astonishing musical and lyrical progression” and sets…
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Eric Navarro
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I see your point and I agree. The world is a place full of devastating tragedy but also equally powerful…
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — A climate change-fueled mass extinction event that will wipe 90 percent of the human race off the…
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Eric Navarro
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Widespread oppression and under-representation of minority groups is an issue that plagues our society as a whole. This issue has gone…
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Elizabeth Teets
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Dear You Know Who You Are, I have something I need to get off my chest. I am writing you…
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