Matt Husser
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SALEM, Ore. — Local punk Trent Jackson planned to attend the state fair “ironically” this weekend, making it the seventh…
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Tim Graham
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Hollywood composer Danny Elfman was reportedly dejected after his proposed score for an legitimately haunted carnival…
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Chris Bowen
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CANASTOTA, N.Y — A rough-looking carnival worker sporting a Pantera shirt responsible for running a Ferris wheel made it certain…
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Dan Rice
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There’s no denying it, fall is in the air. The leaves are changing. Kids across the country are counting the…
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Kyle Erf
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LANSING, MI — BREAKING: A circus elephant has broken free from his cage at the Dark Carnival, a fictional world…
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Steven Kowalski
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CHICAGO - Local man Skip Klinger, described by acquaintances as a undateable, pathetic loser, is reportedly in need of…
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