Like any aspiring anarchist, I want to do what I can to burn this entire rotten system to the ground and bring in a new…
LONDON – Scott Devine and Ian Martin Allison wowed bass players across the globe with their new masterclass on how to shove a refrigerator-sized Ampeg…
BATON ROUGE, La. — Local woman Georgia Luenette was stunned to notice that, aside from the ‘Check Engine’ light flashing on her car, she had…
Hand to god, this thing was a steal. At least I thought it was. 2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. 40k miles. One owner. Spotless Carfax report.…
Hybrid cars sure are nifty! Being able to run on gas or battery power is perfect for people who feel kind of bad about exhaust…
LANSING, Mich. — Local 72-year-old conservative Gerald Wakowski was on the verge of a complete meltdown after a passerby misgendered his coveted ‘77 Ford Mustang,…
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local garage band The Scrapes were forced to break up earlier this week after the parents of lead guitarist Shelly Collins…
SALT LAKE CITY— Local band The Collective’s ambitious attempt at creating a groundbreaking concept album about a humanoid race of people bringing joy and love…
LOS ANGELES — Dragula, the macabre drag racing car immortalized by musician Rob Zombie, believes today’s generation has become “soft,” exasperated sources confirm. “Sure, call…
LOS ANGELES — Local self-described “elder emo” Jasper Berkeley, 37, turned down the volume to his car stereo playing Taking Back Sunday’s 2002 classic “Cute…
HEATHROW, Fla. — AAA officials announced that the motor club will now offer a roadside service option for men who fear that their lack of…
BURLINGTON, Vt. — A participant of an impromptu road trip sing-along confidently began the chorus to a popular song a bit too early and reportedly…
If I’ve learned anything from listening to hours upon hours of Jaden Smith’s Podcast Business Of Hype, it’s that only YOU can build yourself up,…
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — High school math teacher Charles Negley experienced a fleeting moment of euphoria followed by utter disappointment earlier today, after reading news that…
Every scene has unsung heroes. From the roadies to the merch guy to the dude who buys teens liquor, the scene is comprised of individuals…