Trevor Graham
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DENVER — A local mediocre man spent several days feeling proud about himself after outsmarting a housefly that had been…
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Alex Vlahov
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Get ready for a truth bomb. I keep hearing about this new bullshit epidemic known as “male loneliness” and it…
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Trevor Graham
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LOS ANGELES — A mosquito that landed on the arm of NOFX frontman Fat Mike and sucked his blood says…
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Ben Friedman
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QUEENS, N.Y. — Local man Nate McKellen was shocked to find that his landlord slapped him with a massive fine…
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James Knapp
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Holy hell! What the fuck is that thing? I have never seen a bug like that in my life and…
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Zachary Wolf
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As summer begins in earnest, many people are wondering how they can beat the heat; and also how to let…
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Dan Rice
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Yes, before you ask, these are bed bug bites all over my body, and no, I do not need the…
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Punk legend and resurrected Brood X cicada Titus Umbilicus emerged from the earth this week extremely late…
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Jonah Nink
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DENVER — Local Weezer fan Andy Chaplin ate mosquitos, lampreys and other parasites off of local Pantera fan Chad Stern’s…
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Taylor Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Filming of reality game show “Fear Factor” came to a halt yesterday afternoon when self-proclaimed “punk as…
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