Dicky Stock
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MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. — Hard Rock Cafe Manager Kyle Neeson offered the chance to hold the INXS guitar hanging in…
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Alec Stein
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Self-proclaimed author of the next great American novel Frank Trotsky recently came to the terrible realization that…
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SAN ANTONIO — Multi-instrumentalist Eli “Smudge” Goodwin threw the entire local folk-punk scene into disarray when he tried to make…
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Nathan Kamal
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You know what they say about casinos — the house always wins. And sure, the fat cats make a hefty…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Highly sought-after emotional support golden retriever Dr. Buttons Wigglesworth was reportedly not accepting new patients due to unusually…
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Kevin Tit
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"Nice place?" What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I live in a one-bedroom basement apartment with minimal natural…
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Laura Merli
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First of all, I don't want this to come across as bragging. But for me, personally, becoming a TV owner…
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John Merrifield
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NEW YORK — NYU student Joanna Ruiz was reportedly charged an additional $34 while talking with customer service to refute…
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Jovian Gautama
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DENVER — Recently vaccinated McDonald’s line cook Lydia Dupree was relieved to be able to safely add layers of shimmering…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local tattoo enthusiast Ben Drury admitted that the meaning behind a large tattoo of a viking skeleton…
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