STOWE, Vt. — Party attendees are on high alert after learning that the acoustic guitar on the premises has been…
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Joe Rumrill
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KETTLE FALLS, Wash. — Local “Snidely Whiplash-type” Grivelsby Slinkslip was seen leering intently in the crowd for a shoegaze show…
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Jay Shingle
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WASHINGTON — The Department of Defense began compiling a report this week aimed at assessing the viability of gender reveal…
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Henry Ewins
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — As part of its latest anti-review bombing measures, review aggregator Metacritic replaced both its Metascore and…
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Dan Rice
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If I'm not given the option to watch my favorite episodes of "The Simpsons" in their original 4:3 aspect ratio,…
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Eric T. Roth
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PYONGYANG, North Korea — Activist organization Food Not Bombs dropped a 10,000 pound burrito on a strategic military base in…
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Jeremy Hammond
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NEW YORK — An elite bomb squad of renegade punks called to investigate a suspicious package at the Chrysler Building…
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Ashley Naftule
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SEATTLE — A mad bomber wired local speed metal band Adrenaline Enema to explode if they play at less than…
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