The Hard Times Staff
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PROVIDENCE, R.I — Local crust punk Phil "Sponge" Baker is planning on participating in today's economic blackout by vowing to…
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Sidney Conant
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Stephen King’s legacy as a horror visionary is as far-reaching as it is undeniable, but it should be fair to…
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Arielle Andreano
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University’s Department of Psychology made a breakthrough discovery confirming that 97% of Millennials are…
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Ben Friedman
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NEW YORK — A preview of the upcoming children's book based on the lyrics of The Hold Steady’s “Stay Positive”…
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Cody Arbor
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There are only so many ways to get out of a Thanksgiving dinner with your family, and since the lockdown…
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Robert John Scucci
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AUBURN, Maine — Local resident Charles Brennan’s screen door proved to be an effective way to measure the sobriety of…
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Dianne Nora
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AMHERST, N.Y. — Claudia Piper has selected the dress that she will vomit André Spumante all over this New Year’s…
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local man Trevor Good blamed his morning coffee habit for the constant nervous chatter in his…
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Rick Homuth
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CHICAGO — Local straight edge man Rodney Palmer woke up mortified this morning after realizing he’d broken edge while blackout…
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Jay Shingle
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SEATTLE — White guy Joey Kipling started a two week break from consuming any news late last week, citing discomfort,…
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