Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance lashed out at working-class Americans today criticizing their inability to pull themselves up by…
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Ben Friedman
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Tax Day is upon us, and while it has never been popular (unless you’re getting money back, you lucky bastards)…
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Reece Napierski
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BOSTON — Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology determined that billionaire and father of 13 Elon Musk is statistically…
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BOCA CHICA, Texas — Social pariah and world’s richest man Elon Musk made a staggering donation to a new startup…
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Tim Graham
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SAN FRANCISCO — The author of an upcoming biography of Elon Musk found evidence suggesting his obsession with the letter…
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James Webster
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NEW YORK — Local punks using the bathroom of a supposed dive bar felt betrayed when they realized they could…
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Dan Rice
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Billionaires; they are our superiors and our betters. Their lives are literally worth more than our lives, and they make…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Amazon Prime Air UAV Drone #434001 was written up by its supervisor for taking a three minute refueling…
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It has long been rumored that microdosing is the secret behind the success of billionaires like Steve Jobs, Elon Musk…
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Chris Jones
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HOUSTON — Scientists at NASA monitoring the Perseverance Rover made a startling discovery today when it sent back photos of…
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