Doug Kolic
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local 55-year-old nerd finally decided to heed the lame warnings of his beloved family and respected medical…
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Steve Packosky
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OMAHA, Neb. — Hazy Cave, a microbrew you purchased at local bar Lucky’s, was the worst beer you had ever…
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Sarah Cortina
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MADISON, Wis. — Local loser Jim Perkins reportedly found his DUI from two beers kind of embarrassing, confirmed sources who…
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Kelley Greene
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ATLANTA — Hooters announced that it would be closing dozens of stores nationwide as part of a bankruptcy restructuring plan,…
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Jason Clemence
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NASHVILLE — Country songwriting newcomer Bill “Ribeye” Jackson unveiled a new track that reportedly had completely inverted the dominant paradigm…
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Audrey Vieira
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Move over, California sober — There’s a new form of pseudo-sobriety in town and I’m leading the charge. It’s called…
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Daniel Freborg
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BOSTON – Local beer lover Ryan Kensington fleetingly experienced a sobering thought while in the midst of a bout of…
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Bobby Korec
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PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Local inebriated man Kevin Donaghue drank a few sips of water before bed moments ago in an…
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Bobby Korec
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Whenever I have important life decisions like this "u up" text I have ready to fire off to my ex,…
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