Has every local coffee shop banned you for talking too much about Pavement? Good news, there’s a new cafe opening up in a nearby neighborhood!…
Well, I’ve gotten to the stage that everyone gets to at some point in their relationship. The part where you either break up or ask…
So the person making your coffee is attractive, and you’re thinking now might be the perfect time to take advantage of the fact that they…
The longest day of the year is upon us, and with it comes thousands of years of humanity observing it in their own unique way.…
We never intended to write this review, but since every coffee shop within walking distance is playing it, here is our review of The National’s…
Until recently I’ve never sweated any of this talk about how automation will replace humans in the workforce. But the rise of artificially intelligent, procedurally…
SAN FRANCISCO — Customers at local coffee shop, Verdant Cafe, collectively felt shivers go through their spines when a barista announced a “cow’s milk” latte…
Hey. Hi! Yep, you’re reading the sticker over my left nipple correctly. It says “BLOOD DONOR HERO”. I made it myself. I’m not usually one…
PALMDALE, CA — Customers and baristas of The Catalyst Coffee Shop were shaken to their core Sunday afternoon when sick fuck Andrew Murphy ordered an…
CHICAGO — Local barista Jeffrey Stern had a creative breakthrough after thinking of the perfect name for a band that will never exist outside of…
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local man Trevor Good blamed his morning coffee habit for the constant nervous chatter in his head and anxious feeling in…
When I got my first barista gig, I didn’t believe them; all those sad 40-somethings that used to come into the cafe. They would order…
SALT LAKE CITY — Barista and local punk Miranda Byers is celebrating her additional shift at Baxter’s Garden today with a splurge purchase of the…
DUTCHESS, N.Y. — Endlessly bashful man Dan Jennick admitted today that he’s made extra trips to his local Starbucks during his current crush’s shifts all…
NEW YORK — A barista at a New York City Starbucks struck a somber tone yesterday, wishing that more of his customers would care that…