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Medical Worker Turns Down Donated Mask Made from Blaze Bayley-Era Iron Maiden Shirt

Zac Lux • April 13, 2020

NEW YORK — Dr. Mark Miller turned down a homemade mask today that could help protect him from COVID-19 after…

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Worst Friend Only Watched First Half of “American History X”

Cory Cousins • March 13, 2020

CINCINNATI — Brent Samuels, widely regarded as a terrible friend and questionable person all around, abruptly suspended his viewing last…

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Old Punk Who’s Done So Much for the Scene Completely Unbookable

Zach Russell • February 20, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — The entire punk scene of Philadelphia resolved today that promoter, producer, and overall pillar of the scene Stevie…

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Local Punk Still Needs Clarification on Whether Julian Assange Is Good Guy or Bad Guy

The Hard Times Staff • April 12, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Local punk Noah Slafer scoured the internet last night to find out whether he should view Julian…

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Bad Hardcore Band Crosses Over Into Worse Metal Band

The Hard Times Staff • March 31, 2019

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local five-piece outfit Brain Pollution have completed their successful transition from forgettable hardcore act into atrocious metal…

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Town’s Entire Punk Scene Looks Forward to Last Day of Summer School

The Hard Times Staff • August 9, 2018

ABINGTON, Mass. — The 14 punks that make up the entire DIY music scene of their suburban town are reportedly…

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Math Rock Guitarist Either Virtuoso or Doesn’t Know What The Fuck He’s Doing

Kevin Hufe • July 29, 2018

PITTSBURGH — Fans watching local math rock guitarist Steve Sanchez’s performance last night were split on whether the musician is…

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Craigslist Ad Describes Worst Fucking Idea for a Band Ever

Pete Fritz • December 7, 2017

TACOMA, Wash. — Local musician and Craigslist browser Rachael Linwood found a posting on Wednesday seeking members for what appears…

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“No Bad Ideas” Policy Rescinded at Meeting to Name Band

Eric Navarro • July 28, 2017

ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Following a barrage of terrible band name ideas from one member in particular, an unnamed local…

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Black Man Attends Punk Show Without Anyone Mentioning Bad Brains

David Britton • July 26, 2017

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Local punk and black person Mark Feeber attended a show Thursday evening, and not a single person…

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