WASHINGTON — The collection of white dorks that make up Elon Musk's entourage asked for a significant raise if they…
Read More →
Tim Sheard
•
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Scientists at M.I.T’s prestigious Zoom Studies Lab reportedly identified the first online meeting to begin without terrible,…
Read More →
Bobby Jaycox
•
LOS ANGELES — An anxious Travis Barker reportedly did not quite know what to do or where to put his…
Read More →
Tim Graham
•
Is there such a thing as being too nice? I never used to think so. Whenever I would see someone…
Read More →
Jeff Bender
•
PHILADELPHIA — Local musician Tommy Petro, drummer and backup vocalist for metalcore band The Song of Sisyphus, admitted he feels…
Read More →
There’s no coming back from this one. Jeremy Macon just said ‘I love you’ to his dad instead of his…
Read More →
Nathan Kamal
•
Well, it happened again! You're a dog and your owners have decided to throw a goddamn house party, without consulting…
Read More →
Dom Turek
•
You’re back at your date’s place and if the natural order of things follows, a Baltimore Handshake lies wait in…
Read More →
John Danek
•
How was the 15-year reunion? I can’t believe it’s been a decade and a half since we graduated high school.…
Read More →
SEATTLE — Self-described “devotee” of metal vocalist and former Dillinger Escape Plan frontman Greg Puciato, Logan Diedrich, realized his life’s…
Read More →
