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RFK Jr. Tells Staff Not to Bother Him Until It’s a Big Pox Outbreak

Matt Husser • June 27, 2025

WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dismissed a potential smallpox outbreak today by telling HHS staffers not to…

People Elon Musk Pays to Be His Friends Ask For Raise Before Agreeing to Defend Nazi Salute

The Hard Times Staff • January 21, 2025

WASHINGTON — The collection of white dorks that make up Elon Musk's entourage asked for a significant raise if they…

Autistic Man Tired of Everyone Assuming His Favorite Band is Train

Audrey Vieira • February 29, 2024

SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Jeff Pierson is allegedly “frustrated beyond belief” after his recent autism diagnosis led friends and…

Punk Parents Blame Child’s Terrible Taste in Music on Vaccinations

The Hard Times Staff • May 12, 2016

DENVER — Local punk couple Deanna and Paul Melun believe their 15-month-old son’s terrible taste in music is directly linked to…