The Hard Times Staff
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We asked and you voted! Meet The Hard Times Sexiest Man Alive 2021: Slimy the oppossum! At 2-and-a-half years old,…
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Jonah Nink
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As we wait patiently for president dementia tits to take a break from eating taco bowls while wiping his ass…
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Shea Strauss
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KIRBY, Wyo. — Local woman Madison Fuller announced today via multiple social media platforms that she is expecting to be…
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Kevin Flynn
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KYOTO — A Nintendo video presentation Tuesday morning unveiled the Nintendo Switch Heavy, a new model of the console specifically…
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James Webster
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NEW YORK — Local man with a small beanie Casey Rosevear announced his engagement today via Facebook to Liz McNamara,…
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Ted Pillow
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ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Veteran punk band The Bouncing Souls announced they will embark on a massive 300-date tour later…
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Jeremy Hammond
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CHICAGO — Building on the success of last year’s Misfits reunion, Riot Fest 2017 will be headlined by another legendary…
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Krissy Howard
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RENO, Nev. — Drummer Zosia Tillman happily announced to friends and family via Facebook last week that, in addition to…
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Ted Kindig
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Fans of local band Blunted Disruption were thrust into an orgastic frenzy of fevered anticipation this…
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Daniel Louis
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PITTSBURGH -- Uber founder and CEO Travis Kalanick held a press conference at Carnegie-Mellon University earlier today to announce the…
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