Dan Kozuh
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DENVER — Local metalhead Nick Landon, 35, carefully considered his answer after his primary care physician asked him how many…
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Ben Friedman
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DULUTH, Minn. — Exasperated coworkers of punk Jimmy Alpin threatened to quit after watching his work ethic repeatedly be eclipsed…
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Arielle Andreano
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LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Local woman Hallie Phillips is reportedly thriving during an attempt to reduce alcohol consumption despite posting…
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John Adkins
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Should we really let “society” determine when it is and is not appropriate to get a nice buzz on? The…
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Chris Bowen
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PHILADELPHIA — Local 36-year-old Dennis Waller’s out-of-control alcohol problem can evidently be traced back to the large amount of mid-to-late…
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Mark Shady
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LOS ANGELES — Former child star Ricky Dugan was seen drunkenly Googling “where am I now?” after a night out…
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Doctors and scientists will tell you that alcohol is severely dehydrating, but doctors also used to prescribe lobotomies to anyone…
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Chris Bowen
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TORONTO — Family and friends of local man Neil Dupont are growing increasingly concerned for his health after showing signs…
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Doug Kolic
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OTTAWA — Local office employee Keith Nolan reported that he finally achieved the ultimate work-life balance by deciding to drink…
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Emma Jonas
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To be an artist is to suffer. While my suffering may resemble what in others could be deemed “a drinking…
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