Doug Kolic
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HOUSTON — AI-generated punk band Fresh Scabies expressed their desire to crash on any available servers “just for a little…
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Tim Sheard
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A new sex doll developed by Cambridge Robotics Lab is the first of its kind to be…
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John Danek
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SAN MATEO, Calif. — A new artificial intelligence program may possibly render all musicians obsolete as it can accurately produce…
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Bobby Korec
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MODESTO, Calif. — Local bachelor Lou Charksville admitted that he can’t be himself around his new exceptionally lifelike sex doll…
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Joanna McNaney Stein
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — 45-year-old salon owner Jessica Hunter slashed her laptop with barber shears in response to an “adult contemporary”…
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Joanna McNaney Stein
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — 45-year-old salon owner Jessica Hunter slashed her laptop with barber shears in response to an “adult contemporary”…
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Nick Ortolani
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Candace Lepetomayne, drummer for industrial band Manufuckturing Sextor, has become increasingly worried that her job will…
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Nathan Kamal
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SEATTLE — Amazon Prime Air UAV Drone #434001 was written up by its supervisor for taking a three minute refueling…
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CHICAGO — Local Tinder bot Jennifer, 29, whose existence centers on driving lonely men to fraudulent dating sites, organically stopped…
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Charlie Dumond
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SAN FRANCISCO — The artificial intelligence known as Stockfish has refused to play anymore chess and won't continue until its…
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