FREMONT, Calif — Neuralink owner Elon Musk announced Neuralink Premium which will allow anyone using his implantable brain–computer interfaces to maintain basic bodily functions for…
KERFUFFLEVILLE — Bozo, a punk mouse living in the fictional children’s book town of Kerfuffleville, has reportedly taken up residence in a Marlboro Red carton,…
They say that home is where you make it, and when I found out that my favorite hometown watering hole was replaced with a Panera…
LOS ANGELES — The Los Angeles Police Department announced that in response to requests from the public they are now allocating $50,000 of their budget…
HANSON, Mass. — Local man Ryan Cook reportedly spent his entire 40th birthday reassuring himself he’s not that old, despite calling himself geriatric 10 years…
WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden unveiled his new 2024 campaign slogan which promises voters he will die in office soon after being elected, DNC officials…
It’s no surprise that my parents disapprove of my singer/songwriter boyfriend, but when my besties started calling his financial situation and all of his personality…
Jesse Rutherford of The Neighbourhood is now the frontman of a hardcore band called Valley Girl. The singer, who also released Hip Hop-styled tracks under…
Music News: Spotify has seemingly confirmed that a ‘Superfan Clubs’ feature will be heading to the streaming music platform in the very near future. The…
British Punk legends Cock Sparrer have released a new video ahead of their upcoming album release in April 2024. The video for the new track…
It’s almost February, which means the horrors of winter are nearly halfway over. While you’ve been floundering and lamenting the lack of sunlight in your…
NEW LONDON, Conn. — A local family is torn over whether to memorialize their late daughter with a podcast or a Netflix special that will…
I’m not what you’d think of when you think of a celebrity chef. I’m a white guy who grew up upper middle class, but wanted…
BOSTON — Local man Scotty Donovan, the former vocalist of semi-popular Boston Hardcore band Winter Hill, is thriving at his new career as the cop…
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Famed journalist and serviette Nardwuar was reportedly “upset and disturbed” after his most recent interview with pop star Taylor Swift unraveled…