29. The Santa Clause (1994)
Fun fact, my metamour’s sub’s sister sub’s current Daddy dom inherited the role by “accidentally” running the last one over with his car!
28. Harry Potter Movies
If you’re part of a polycule that meets regularly, chances are high that a member of your group always suggests this anyway, so why not throw them a bone? They aren’t exactly Christmas movies, but they all have elements of Christmas, sort of like how your loose extended network of sex partners has elements of family.
27. Jingle All The Way (1996)
Somehow, this one has stood the test of time? If a movie as garbled, dated, and messy as “Jingle All The Way” can stay in the conversation long term, there’s hope for your polycule.
26. The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974)
No one has ever actually made it through a viewing of this movie. One look at Heat Miser and you’re just on the person next to you in wild carnal abandon.
25. Arthur Christmas(2011)
So Santa is a surname? And Santa’s real name is Santa Christmas? This movie answers every question you’ve never asked about Christmas and asks a bunch of stranger ones in the process. It’s like when you asked your nesting partner why her sub was wearing that dog collar and diaper to the go-cart track. Some stones are best left unturned.
24. Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas (2000)
If you’re going to enter into a sexually linked network of a dozen or so kinksters, you’re gonna get some Disney adults, it’s just unavoidable. At least it’s only an hour and six minutes.
23. Prancer (1989)
There are a lot of Christmas movies centered around a child’s belief in Santa putting them at odds with the adult world, but only one has Sam Elliot with a shotgun.
22. Four Christmases (2008)
Brad and Kate are having a blast in their childless marriage, until one year they are forced to visit all 4 of their divorced parents on Christmas. It’s a fun holiday-themed reminder that monogamy doesn’t work, and why you chose to keep your family and your romantic life completely separated forever in the first place.
21. The Night Before (2015)
Christmas is about coming together (the feely kind not the fun kind) and when dealing with a group as diverse as the people you sleep with and the people they sleep with and so on, that can mean compromise. Your Christmas movie shouldn’t be anyone’s favorite, but one you can all enjoy. This fairly middle-of-the-road holiday stoner comedy isn’t great, but it’s certainly not bad. Plus it features Nathan Fielder, who most people in your polycule will agree is pretty fuckable.